Twist my wish game

[Demon_Skeith]

Rules for this game are simple,

Twist someone wish into something horrible or nice.

then post your own wish for someone else to twist.

Example:

I dream I am rich and powerful.

granted, Your money and power was taken away because you are being investigated for tax fraud.


Have fun.


I wish I had super powers.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

You got so famous, that people started to try to kill you because they thought you were the Devil.

I wish I had a mansion.

 

[Lleyn]

You got married to a 90yo woman that owns a mansion and have to service her every night

I want immortality/eternal youth.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

90 mansion?

And you get all your limbs ripped off, so you are only a talking head.

I wish I could be in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

 

[Lleyn]

90 years old.

You get turned into a Shadow, spawn next to Sora and die to a fireball.

I wish GA would give up on the posting contest

 

[GracefulAssassin]

He beats you in the end like in real life.

I wish the Wii U had better games. >_>

 

[Lleyn]

Sony goes bankrupt and their developers work for Nintendo.

I wish girls weren't so complicated.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

...I don't know how to twist that. It's the damned truth!

I wish girls didn't get pissy during a certain time of the month. >_>

 

[Lleyn]

...............guys get menstruations in the place of girls..............

I wish I could keep my memories if I reincarnated into a human in my next life

 

[GracefulAssassin]

LOL

And your last memory was dying, so you suffer the mental pain everyday, because it was a painful death.

I wish I was out of high school.

 

[Lleyn]

You get framed and spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish SE would make a 3DS sequel for TWEWY this year.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

Framed for what?

And what a great wish... but the game ends up sucking.

I wish Kingdom Hearts III would come out already. >_>

 

[Demon_Skeith]

It comes out but it's only a disc with the name Kingdom hearts III on it which the disc is blank.

I wish I could a grade A in any class.

 

[Lleyn]

Grades are reverse, and A is now what F used to be

I wish I could win a big lottery.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

Someone gets jealous and kills you.

I wish I owned the Playboy mansion.

 

[Lleyn]

You become impotent.

I wish I owned the world.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

Everybody revolts, causing World War III.

I wish my girlfriend liked video games as much as I do.

 

[Lleyn]

She dumps you to have more time for games.

I wish I could fly.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

That's cold.

And a plane hits you.

I wish I could die whenever I choose to.

 

[Lleyn]

You unconsciously wish to die after failing to get a plat, and your wish comes true.

I wish to have an unlimited amount of wishes that can't be twisted.